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rizzoli & isles - s5
teen wolf - s4
nikita - s2
castle - waiting
supernatural - waiting
hannibal - s2

+reading
veronica mars thousand dollar tan line
writing tools

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uberhaxernova
creaturedit

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Sep 23 0:17 ( 818432 )
Sep 23 0:07 ( 232 )
tags: #kootra
"I know my ass ain’t that flat"

— James 2014 (via russian-princess-aleksandr)
Sep 22 20:42 ( 389 )

can someone link me to a don’t be bitch audio post

Sep 22 20:34 ( 1 )

hotcouchpotato:

RT Podcast 278 (x)

Sep 22 20:24 ( 3182 )

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

Sep 22 20:24 ( 134007 )

cthulhu:

princeowl:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

ok using my reflexes to screencap the images at the end of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, this is the closest I can give you to the full image. It appears to be Bill Cipher’s eye with two bloody marks crossing it out. Hell if I know what any of that code means, though. Someone should probably get on that.

OK SO the text at the bottom is coded in a Caeser Cipher shifted three letters apparently? so I decoded it and it says:

FROM THE FIRST UNTIL THE LAST SEARCH THE CODES OF CREDITS PAST ONE MEANS ONE SO SEARCH THEM ALL WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS

which means that theres clues in previous episodes? and i think i might know what it means so I’ll report back what I find on that front. For now, enjoy part of the mystery being decoded.

FINAL UPDATE ON THIS!!!!! IVE CRACKED THE CODE IN ITS ENTIRETY

ok so the numbers in red are episode numbers, followed by numbers correlating to letters in the messages at the end of previous episodes (with brackets indicating the beginning and end of a word). By matching them up, I got the message:

I WAS SO BLIND HE LIED TO ME THE DARKNESS IS NEAR

as far as I know that’s all to this. It raises more questions than it answers. Still, I’m glad I figured this out.

i thought this was supposed to be a disney show not some illuminati satanic bullshit goddamn i say goddamn

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING

Sep 22 20:22 ( 39744 )
Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
Sep 22 19:31 ( 55234 )

x

Sep 22 19:31 ( 359 )

lrnmortalhd:

cuties

Sep 22 19:30 ( 854 )
tags: #domi
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